"Lipstick on your collar told a tale on you!"

"No Darling; it's this year's home strip."

Very useful!

Seriously, Reffy (hello), Bongser politely differs. Like the kit as it references the old and the new - traditional colours with a leopard print twist. It should also make early season identification of new players easier than the black numbering and lettering (on a half black kit) did last term.

Realise that kit sponsorship is vital to the club and the treasury at Bongser Towers will be raided for the finished, more cluttered article but, BOY! would this party love a virgin issue!

Christmas would seem appropriate.

I'm always astounded folk will keep forking out £50 odd quid every season for a shirt. Just stick with any old one. It's Rugby league not a fashion show.

Good planning by Leigh, putting "Ducting and Ventilation" on the backside of the shorts.

They could have Padken Steel Erectors on the front of the shorts.

It's beginning to look palatable as the sponsors get added but still not for me

Whoops, Sep! The advanced side of the shorts should have borne "Advanced Steel Services" but that company only gets the left clavicle slot.

We welcome them and hope that they never follow the Yanks down the acronym pathway!