Quote: charlie caroli "Are the missing lads injured or just tactical?Bongser was spotted in Blackpool this week with a couple of the squad, probably high atmosphere training.'"
Good evening, Charles, hope you are, in turn, hoping for a Leigh win despite your posted prediction.
Bongser was indeed in Blackpudlia this week. One Mrs Hall had engaged him to play The Tower Ballroom Wurlitzer as an accompaniment to a dance-athon into which she had coerced her husband, Craig. Some nice moves from the latter, it has to be said, especially in the slow foxtrot. Said dance-athon finally finished at 4pm today allowing Bongser (and a certain other person) insufficient time to get to the game in Canada!
As to "high atmosphere training", Bongser, like Russ, loves a party with a happy atmosphere. This he and the wurlitzer achieved by popping in and out of the floor, not unlike the witch in "Chorlton & The Wheelies" but bare-buttocked as Monty Python would like it (and indeed one Uncle Monty - thankfully not in attendance).
In his rest breaks (when the more demurely clad ghost of Reginald Dixon took over the manuals & pedals), Bongser took some of the injured Leythe players paddling that they might benefit from the experimental new Lion's Mane Jellyfish Sting Treatment. They should be back to run uphill and down dale next week.
Up The Comics!
PS: The dance-athon raised a total of £3.73 plus four washers, a chewed piece of spiggy, some pre Euro currency and one JB (used). The last entailed the largest single spend!