You never do, are you going to wear the Pinstripe Suit at the Dewsbury game?

Welcome back Charlie....it's been dull on here without you !!!

Charlie! Bongser cannot begin to express how jolly well chuffed he is that you have now pleasured Her Majesty sufficiently for us to enjoy your wisdom again. Sorry that Bongser was not there for your release - last eventide Bongser Towers was up to the castellations in dirty crockery all of which had to be scrubbed before the return of Mrs B (wee yet feisty).

Were there trumpets? If so, Bonzer!

Bongser.

Btw Charlie, should you see Diggory, who Bongser believes to be an Equity card carrying acquaintance of yours, would you please offer Bongser's acknowledgement of the good baker's salutations of yestereve and Bongser's apologies for their non-reciprocation. Some of that steak pud gravy was nigh on a sennight old! Furthermore, would you kindly enquire if he got the contract for all the extra pahs that Leigh laid on for our neighbours.