Quote: Ste100Centurions "
Salford's board on this forum is all but closed, you can knock but no one is home.'"
I remember a window cleaner that used to sup in The Woolpack on the old bus station, telling the tale back in the day. He had been out trying to collect his pennies when, at one house at which the resident was presumably on nights, he encountered a sign that read "Do NOT knock or ring bell." The enterprising shammy-shimmier (according to the legend of his own selling) thought about it for a while before opening the letter-box and yelling through it, "A't in, ya boogahs?"
Just thought I'd share it.