To be honest you are better off without it, I think its rubbish that Centurions TV the team in red and white always win and never give the other side a chance, the commentators have got funny accents that I cant understand and it costs a fortune for a whole years viewing I mean thirty odd quid, bloody hell daylight robbery. Oh and there’s no flippin’ adverts so I can make a cup of tea and snaffle a few digestives whilst them buggers are scoring tries or is it goals?

Brilliant.

Ian you would see much better if you took that brown paper bag off yer head.

Thanks to the inhabitants of Bikini Bottom for your excellent technical input to try and solve my problem with Centurions TV I've e.mailed your Mayor Patrik Starfish praising your outstanding knowledge of all things technical
Troy Tempest and the crew of Stingray are recruiting for the Base I've passed your names on to Marina ..Thanks again..