Quote: TV BOY "I heard that during the during the Olympics Daley Thompson, Sally Gunnel and two unknowns were having a sneaky banned fish supper in the Olympic village. There was a knock at the
door and they all froze. Daley said " sush. I'll see who it is". He went to the door then came back smiling. "It's ok" he said. " It's Fatima wit bread".
Where's my coat.'"
Tow Irish gents walked in their local for a beer. First one asked for cider, the other a pint of local Whitbread ale.
The second chap decided he needed the toilet so off he trots. Upon his return he sees a female olympian stood over his beer, knickers round her ankles and let a massive ripper off in his pint blowing all the cream off the top!
After seeing it he shouts in his usual fast Irish accent "OIII Did you just fartinmawhitbread?????"
To which she replied "NO!!! Im Tessa Sanderson"