thought they were a good set until the end when a few of them had to spoil it by stamping all over over flags at the the bottom for the north stand

Another typical post Eusebio.

You have no concept of artistic licence and iambic pentameter has as much relevance to you as a rhombus.

I shall relate my story to you over a glass of Acorn Cordial on Thursday' with I hope your delightful daughter in attendance. No doubt she will have to pay as you'll certainly be wearing your pocketless pants as usual.

He knows I am on a fixed income

Tell him I have decided to waive my £35 an hour Tax Consultant advice. By the way did you notice what he was drinking in the Goose last night ? I kept looking around for Del Trotter.