Is this best opening line to a RL match report ever?:

Richard Owen is clearly a player whose appetite for the fray is not diminished when there is a bit of a nip in the air. The Castleford full-back, whose exploits this winter included getting himself arrested for fighting with a man dressed as Father Christmas, scored two tries and made another as he spoiled Salford's festivities.

Keep it up Dave H!!

And he had a chat to some us in the Goose when he attended a Leigh match last season.

A very nice bloke too. Think it was our game against the Catalans.

You are spot on with that Frank, it was that game.

And he's a Leyther n'all

His best line last year was "the Australian Schoolboys are touring the A579(?) past LSV" when it snowed and they played here twice due to the freezing conditions in Whitehaven and Castleford.