I am given to believe that the Ministry Vets from D.E.F.R.A will be in attendance at Blackpool on Sunday, to check out the Donkey's from Leigh Centurions, before the came will be allowed to commence.

This I am told is a follow on from a complaint from the local Donkey owners in Blackpool, who fear that the Leigh Donkey's are suffering from Foot and Mouth, in that they open their mouths and put their feet in them, it is especialy prelevant in a breed of donkey that was imported from the Southern hemisphere.

How's that foot tastin mate

He really has put his foot in this one blue thunder. Maybe they will get a free donkey ride to Fax.

Actually Vancouver - Leyther it tastes very well indeed, espcially with a side order of Lobby

But on a more serious note, congratulations on your victory today, not a mind blowing, enthralling game, more a pedantic, workmanlike fortunate victory.

But you are still a load of donkey's