had the pleasure of waking up to 2 txts to tell me about franks antics

alls i say is r u lally in disguise

Your mum has sense, listen to her.
Sadly I'm the carer responsible for him.

To be honest thought it was gonna be one of lads who would have got reprimanded, watching him come through french security was hilarious, especially when he offered a 6'7" security guard to go man o' mano with him just after going through the metal dector 4 times! Absolute comedy!

Told the pilot he was the famous Toulouse streaker and would be a much better option to fly the plane.

That guy was Enormous - I told Frank to sign him for Leigh

Not doing such a good job then - told you not to let him 'off the leash' or he would go 'on the lash'