I'm 85 years old and 20 stone, but if it's dark and you close one eye, I'm near enough.

Fair enough, It was however a generical question.
Hey, I use the big words, in 'The Centurion'! Actually, I would love to know how many they are selling, so that, when they ask me 'How can we sell more?' I might know where we are starting from. I think they get tired of my response 'Get more people into the ground!'

The Club were actually ascertaining where the sales 'hotspots' are supposed to be, and directing more programmes to those points. However, as the South stand was open, they may have directed more programmes to the affluent pie-eaters, at the expense of our north standers!!

I bought a programme in the North Stand just before 3, he was stood were he always is, to the left as you go through the turnstile.

And Mrs K was on the right selling me my usual waste of time ticket.

Dont want to be picky Alan but my name is Phil, not Paul!!

The programme looks like a good read though.

Sorry Phil - we got it right on top of the article though!!