The Rugby League off season.

Oh, and any amateur sports coach who thinks he is (pick any top coach or manager over the last 50 years).

My missis when it comes around to my birthday.

'What do you want?'

'if I tell you what I want, then I might as well go out any buy it myself'

Paddy McGuiness was a good call further up the pages.

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Yeah, I'd much rather see them out stealing and mugging so they can get their fix of illegal drugs.

1. a badly poured pint or served in an old style cheap glass when it's supposed to be in a fancy premium one
2. getting home ( 6 miles across town) to find the gravy missing from the kfc mega bucket
3. pundits / expert panelists aka 'cants' (in a cockney accent)
4. people who chat away to you one day then totally blank you the next
5. text / chat style lazy non-grammar
6. interviewers / tv hosts who ask "how does it feel....." all the time
7. check in and the boarding gate for ryanair - the whole experience in fact
8. whinging
9. call out charges - the cheek of it - expecting to be paid for coming to price up a job and saying they'll deduct it from the final bill (actually happened several times to my 86 yr old granny)
10. forum posting just to get up the ranking

ha ha ha I've just moved up the ranking to strong running second rower. I've been stevos armpit for at least 12 months

John Cena and Randy Orton.

NOT Just me it happens to then,Ring them up and they say "Are you sure its not there"???I think they do it on purpose cos they know how dry the chips are!!

People who drive their cars too close to the back of you and then get in a fury of rage when you brake because they have to slam on.

Conversly, If there is one joy in driving on a motorway in a morning, its stopping s from lane jumping to advance their position in traffic by speeding up to block their indended path and watching them slip backwards in the que. Knobs.

Davina McCall
Big fat gypsy wedding.... why oh why does the mrs watch this.... i might enjoy it if it was 'big fat gypsy funeral'.
Abba 'he will be with you in a minute... he is on his way' taxi's
The youth of today
Politicians
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Bill Kenwright

The traffic lights on the slip road of the Birchwood junction of the M62, which have just been switched back on, resulting in mega tailbacks.

Helmets in the above slow moving traffic jam, that don't keep up with the car in front. This morning, some whopper must have left a 200 yard + gap between himself and the car infront. You don't have to be next to his exhaust pipe, just keep up.

Every young female in the country having the same Amy Winehouse or Paris Hilton hairdo (have your own style, don't copy a druggie or a lame brain).

Radcliffe and Maconie being replaced by an indie obsessed dullard

The media creaming themselves over Rooney again, just because he's scored.

TV voiceovers in strong regional accents

People who drive in the middle lane on motorways when the inside lane is empty

People who don't indicate when turning

People who don't say "Thanks" when you hold a door open for them (It costs nothing you ignorant barstewards!)

A lack of good manners in general.....

Anne Robinson

Reality TV

TV shopping channels

Rolling news channels

This country's obsession with 'celebrities' who are only famous for being famous!

er, that's it for now...........

The people who didn't make a Third series of REAPER