Honestly not “grammar police” otherwise I’d spend all day correcting the Duck, but to manage to get a 3 letter word wrong every time grates, as I said previously has the same effect as fingernails down a blackboard. In any event it is spelling not grammar!

Who's grandma is in the police ?

There's irony.

Yeh and I get peeved with people constantly putting an E on the end of Daryl Clark’s name but the same people keep doing that.

Not that I’m pedantic, but I think you’ll find it’s pedantry.

Glad this as been sorted, we don't produce that many top quality players, so we need to keep them when we do

Pleased as punch with this signing!

...Am I doing it right?

I'll ask Judy.

I'm afraid not. As the Duck has alluded, Punch in this case is 'Mr Punch' and therefore, being a proper noun, should have a capital P. You've written it as the verb 'to punch' .

"I love being here. I've played my whole career here so it's something I didn't want to let go of," he said.

"I'm made up to have signed for another two years. The hope of silverware was a big reason for staying."

Really Declan, shouldn't you just be pleased to be playing in Sooper League with Warrington...silverware ?

When you played for Rochdale Hornets at Leigh in April, you were totally anonymous.

Silverware was a reason for staying...ha ha ha

Technically, has he won the LLS with us he already has silverwear!!

Quote: karetaker "Yeh and I get peeved with people constantly putting an E on the end of Daryl Clark’s name but the same people keep doing that.'" Guilty as charged. Although in my defence it is probably more acceptable to adopt the incorrect alternative spelling of Clark than it is to continuously fail to conjugate a simple English verb correctly. https://www.learnenglish.de/grammar/verbtohave.html

Quote: karetaker "Yeh and I get peeved with people constantly putting an E on the end of Daryl Clark’s name but the same people keep doing that.'" Guilty as charged. Although in my defence it is probably more acceptable to adopt the incorrect alternative spelling of Clark than it is to continuously fail to conjugate a simple English verb correctly. https://www.learnenglish.de/grammar/verbtohave.html

I think spelling colloquially or in you own dialect is perfectly fine. Scottish spell as they speak for example they would write "am goin tae the shop" rather than "I am going to the shop".

Silverwear is an old David Bowie stage costume.

Is that like goldy or bronzy but it's made of iron?