Hope she does not come on here for your sake. Very funny

its true, i heard at the game last night, he's put it out, bum banging.

strenuous stuff that.

Is she claiming disability? I might phone someone on her. Remember, if you see something, say something!

Well she's definitely disabled. When she walks to the shop, she has to take a crutch out with her the poor sod.

Benefit cheat, people like that make me sick

Sat next to him on thursday night, hopped up and down the stairs like a 16 year old, fit a fiddle !

There's still time far him to fall out of the the back of the Con Club, after too many milds, and do his back in

Dry or lubed......?

If he's over lubed then that would explain it. If it was a dry bum banging it I would expect damage to a different area.......

ive actually heard this could be true, i know he has done his back, i was talking to waterhouse in the gym the other day

John Wells will be posting on here soon giving the OP the thread of the month award!

Well he is playing golf today per twitter, so the story ends! Rubbish!!

Briers should be available on Monday but Michael Monaghan won't. He's in need of a rest according to Smith after his knee ops.