Size, one thing it is, is clean. Smelly willies are bad.

I'm a grower not a show-er.

You know the horrible stuff you get off Wotsits, the orangey crispy bits on your hands, is that what happens when you itch your nose ?

i think if you get a lot of friends its pretty similar to facebook apart from no poking and all the games/applications.

i enjoy following famous people like Jimmy & Alan Carr, Jason Manford etc and seeing what the rich and famous get up too

in simple terms, if your a nosy bugger like me its great. I like them both.

LOL. Alas it is true.

Seriously I really don't know where this false tan thing has come from. It's pure fantasy and make believe, a bit like your love life (excluding your hula hoop shenanigans).

I bet your fans with loads of Liverpool players on Facebook.

no mate, most of the famous people on facebook are not real, i am fans of Meena from Shameless, she is damn hot

I'm not sure. Perhaps it stems from your TV appearance when you looked like Jodie Marsh.

You will be up there with the celebs soon, when DJ Birchy takes off.

I had the moobs then, undoubtably.

well you never know, i'm happy just entertaining the North West at the moment. Remember to check out my 2nd appearence on 1 vs 100 this weekend when i make it down to the final 7.

You ever thought of signing with an agency, were with one based in Liverpool, you get better money.

Seconded.

Thirded, the episode a few weeks ago was what the Pause Live TV function was made for.

I have a thing for Debbie from Shameless. Cannot explain it.

Would you like me to explain it for you.

Be my guest.