Here's his missus' 3 series.

And when "sunning himself abroad" he always gets the best table here.

And the closest he has been to a Jaguar was when his mum took him to Chester zoo last year.

He deffo has a Jag I saw this on his FB profile.

Look at all these liberal metropolitan elites, who don't understand aspiration in working class communities and want to look down on Redvee for bettering himself.

Next someone will make fun of him for missing out an apostrophe.

I bet you lot are all remainers who drink soy lattes while listening to mindfulness podcasts and won't go on a sunbed because you're worried about the health risks. None of you will have any decent sized tattoos. You'll wake up the morning after the election on December 13 and post on your twitter that you're 'sad and ashamed' and retweet Gary Lineker and JK Rowling.

Meanwhile Boris will be tirelessly at work trying to make sure he delivers a Britain that works for people like redvee although after Brexit he might have to pay a few bob more for his next BMW and the retirement dream in the Algarve might not be an option.

Reminds me of that old Harry Enfield character......"I am considerably richer than you" (to be said in a comedy Birmingham accent for full effect)

His misses is Lady Penelope I’m claiming my fiver or a go in thunderbird 2

Uncle Arthur won’t let him near it

Well I’m not king of grammar I voted Brexit and it’s the winning vote and should be honoured.Corbyn is 100% clueless , maybe he could help coach our team better at being clueless. And oh yes J k Rowling needs to get that 3rd film sorted out

Being Wire coach would suit Corbyn down to the ground. Near impossible to get rid of him, you can go in to a slow irreconcilable decline and still be sure of a hardcore of happy clappers ready to pile on anybody who dared criticise.

Boris would be more suited to the CEO job, talk some bullocks to the media with promises of a great future, make a few edgy controversial comments to get attention. Then in a few years time, sell off the club's assets to a foreign owner.

Whereas Boris is absolutely brilliant, isn't he?

It's like chosing which bollock you want lopping off.