I was aiming more for the poem by the cake bloke than the song by Telly Saliva, but I’ve got the same earworm now, thanks…for nothing!!

and I cannot stop thinking about cakes.

Reminds me of those 1980s staple, French Fancies. Although they weren’t very fancy. In fact, pretty bland IMO.

I'm still partial to a lemon flavoured yellow one, and would never pass up a country slice.

Ahhhh, the Country Slice.

Offer me a choice of

a lifetime's supply of these beauties

OR

an evening out with Susanna Reid at Wilkie's Tavern, and (15 minutes til closing) a quick phone call to Tayef Balti (over the road) for a Lamb Naganzi and keema naan,

and I have a SERIOUS dilemma

Could do yellow and pink but not the “chocolate” one.

Really don't like the lemon ones myself. Lemon flavourings should be reserved for cleaning products IMO.

They should have made a public information film, warning viewers of the dangers of mixing up Stardrops with Lemon Drizzle.

They're not lemon (or strawberry)

I will never, ever risk discovering the truth for myself.

What is the world coming to when there's more than one truth in respect of French Fancy's. Next, we'll be told they were inappropriately served at a number 10 party around 12 months ago!

Petunia there’s a man eating a yellow French Fancy!

That post distracted me so much, that the ghost of Alvin Stardust had to chastise me for not crossing the road properly.

Does your mate Dave "keep losin' his birds", because he can't swim?. Mike swims like a fish"

Dave is far too busy taking the doors off discarded fridges, well that's what Charlie says.