Come on get the creative juices flowing for all the negative opinions of our players

'Oh Richie Myler
he is a skiver
not even worth a f'kin fiver'

Oh and Chris Riley
Not thought of highly
100 tries is just untimely

and Matty Russell
causes reshuffles
Our half back problems are a puzzle.

5 mins, give you all day I expect something better.

Can they play Voodoo Ray by A Guy Called Gerald? I'd be mightily impressed

Atkins
Ryan Atkins
Left centre form is showing lackings
Swap him with Evans
It could be heavens
answer to all of our prayers.

atkins,
ryan atkins,
doesnt know wts happening
his pace was fearful
now its tearful
his defence was terrific
now its horrific
his attack was prolific
wed love to see it
his form was scoulding
but we all know he aint no goulding.

I can definitely see some of these catching on....

ohh richie myler
wed love to find ya
why the f#k did we sign ya
your not worth a f#k'n fiver- robbed from sum1 else, im lazy and couldnt be bothered looking back

Theme from *Titanic*....feels a bit like that here at the moment.

£12 return from Central with a 16-25 railcard.

You whistle it and I'll play it

Are you daft? It's obviously to the tune of 24 hours from Tulsa ha ha

You can't beat a bit of Chaz n Dave eh Rico!

Go on then....

"Oh you won't stop posting, why don't you give it a rest
You're got more madness than Koukash, when you get things off your chest
Now you was just the type of duck to shred my nerves in two
I knew right off when I first clapped eyes on you,
but how was I to know you'd do my head in too,
with your incessant nonsense....you're becoming a pest

only kidding

I'm sure Sloop John B would go down well.

"Richie, Richie I don't want to be bitchy
but your kicking is so errant
it killed a car park attendant
and your passes go over colleagues heads
then end up in row zed
and you look tired and pasty
but your wife is quite tasty
and you'll never be a world beater
so best ask her for a job on Blue Peter"

(c) morrisseyisawire 2014

Another Johnny Marr classic.