brilliant

“She wore! She wore! She wore a yellow ribbon!”
“She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May!”
“And when! I asked! Oh why she wore that ribbon!”
“She said its for the wire because their clubs colour scheme utilises it... she didnt want to wear a blue one, as it would probably have clashed with her eye colour. The yellow one works much better and also goes with her new dress”
"wemberleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wemberleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Well I have had a couple of drinks, but knocked this one out;

Oh Miss Wire
With teats like a flat tyre
You never get beat
I would like you between the bed sheets

Wire, up the Wire
I am gonna join the quire
You set me on fire
Where's my lyre

Andy I love your financials
You're always looking after the dough
I like your discounted cash flow
This song is really starting to flow

I am not sure if it would benefit from drums though. Thoughts ?

Sheet !!! That's beaten mine.

You are the man.

Crickey Charlie when you say a "couple of drinks" you must mean two gallon ha ha I would be interested in the tune you had in mind for this particular ditty

[iAnything[/i without drums would do me fine!

Salford we got a fair few songs going and the atmosphere was great. People in the south who want to sing and make noise are always welcome by us. Some cracking new material an all.

And before anyone starts to have a go (I know how threads about songs can get) please don't, It seems as though loads want to sing but others around them don't join in. The only suggestion I can make is for everyone who wants to sing stand relatively close to each other.

Not all together making a gang, that would make us look like Wigan and that's g@y. If we're all sort of together, spread out. And we join in with EVERY song. That should encourage others to join in.

We couldn't even get the atmosphere going for Saints with people walking out early. Unacceptable for me, Wire fans doing the 'Wigan walk'.

I have to be honest, I was concentrating on the poetic lyrics and didn't exactly have a tune in mind. I was trying to ensure the words were as good as I could get. And I think you would have to agree they were pretty damn good.

Jesus! Grow up.

We're gonna bounce in a minute.

Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce......

More glue required to top this lot

Chaz, there is no doubt that you are a Rogers looking for a Hammerstein, a rice looking for a LLoyd Webber

Perhaps in your search for a tune, may I suggest that the piano playing antics of two comedic legends, Dawwson and Morecambe in his Andre Previn period might be your inspiration?