Miles better.

"I-can-I-can't?"

"You lied to me Edward. There is a Swansea. And other places"

David: I'd like to buy it all. Everything in the shop. How much would that be?
Tubbs: Well, that's, er, seven and twelfty pounds.

I could go on and on, League of Gentlemen rules!

Coming up with a Username?

Its a ' Big Ask'

Mine too, self explanatory, I did enjoy having primrose and blue ribbon outside my house though recently.

Its a nice place to live with a mixture of Saints and Wigan fans with the odd wire fan (like myself) knocking about.

used to be Betty Ford Clinic because my drinking is out of control and i required rehab, now i drink less so changed to my stage name DJ Birchy I kept the Ford Clinic as i like it

Wanted something different so chose a superhero from the greatest cartoon of all time, Ren & Stimpy.

My christian name + my birthday.

So did you use Tardis or Car to come back 802 years?

I loved Ren & Stimpy, bought the box set a while ago

Because of the avatar I use... Tony Smith! Plus you can put almost any name at the end: 'The Genius That Is...'

used to be joe ropatis tache on wolfweb.

Because I had the honour of being Wolfie for one game only-Wakefield away when we achieved our best SL comeback. Also had to compete against (and lose to) the Cool Cat in a series of 'challenges'

SEVERAL REASONS
Born 166 Padgate lane
Wires originated from Padgate hence Padgatewire until rudely banned

The area of Warrington where I live - pretty boring really

Relative new-comer to League, since 2005/2006 time, live on the South Coast where from originally but spent a few years living in the NW where I got into the Wire, and havent looked back since! Plans afoot to return one day as 600-odd mile round trip for a home game is a bit of a killer!!

because the world of shampoo is so exciting and mysterious. I can't say any more...............