In my NY Giants hat

Most of the thousands who teem over bridges over the Thames every morning after leaving trains to sit at computers in the City could quite easily work from home. This would stop those with a low step up the greasy pole boasting to their chums in the wine bar " I have 50 people working for me* Maybe, but 48 of them could do the job at home.

I work from home and it's not easy believe me.

Particularly in winter you get very isolated and don't have any contact with people for hours at a time and if the weather is bad days can go by without leaving the house. From a mental health perspective it doesn't work for everyone.

Fortunately I have a 6 ft pink rabbit called Cyril who lives under the stairs and comes out to chat when everyone else is out, so he keeps me company. On Mondays we have cake and lemonade and watch Judge Rinder together.

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The bog roll fiasco just come forms what my old man used to say that ‘98% of the general public are just thick’.

Herd behaviour only needs 20% of the public to be thick.
78% are just reacting to the 20% being thick.
The other 2% have no bog roll.

Who are the thickest. The 98% who cleared the shops of loo roll, or the 2% that didn’t?

I’ll put a pair of my missus draws over my head.
Nothing has gotten into them for years.

Inflammatory & irresponsible news reporting hasn't helped either.

I'm hearing that late frosts in Spain have caused severe damage to the toilet roll crop and supermarkets will struggle to get more supplies. Donald Trump is so worried about the situation that he has called a mass gathering for his supporters next week in Tennessee to outline his emergency plans.

For those (including me) that have wondered if drastic measures are really needed, this article is very useful, especially the 'flattening the curve' bit. https://thespinoff.co.nz/society/09-03- ... anageable/

For those (including me) that have wondered if drastic measures are really needed, this article is very useful, especially the 'flattening the curve' bit. https://thespinoff.co.nz/society/09-03- ... anageable/

Now, if your rabbit was white (in the interests of diversity, other colours won't work for this purpose) and called Harvey, I'd assume your name was James Stewart, and I would've claimed my £5. Mind you, James Stewart wouldn't be drinking lemonade with his friend, and I'd advise against the consumption of cake, as this promotes obesity. Try a Ryvita and tap water. Water in bottles is environmentally evil, and you'll get sneered at by Scandinavian schoolgirls.
Hope this helps.

Don't knock it. I know people (not me,obviously) who pay good money to be sneered at by Swedish schoolgirls

Love it rd..may give it a go...any idea where I can get pasta bog roll and hand wash...