we still have a fax machine in our office, the only thing it receives is advertising for hi viz PPE and corporate offerings at Rah rah internationals.

the IT fella has told me i'm not allowed to cut the cord.

As long as he signs, I don’t care how he does it.

A pidgeon is on its way back as we speak, be here in another 3 weeks.

is that an african or european swallow?

well its obviously a European swallow, as African ones are non-migratory.

It might get here quicker with the Apus Apus swift?

Is this not happening or is it case of wait till after the World Cup.

Yes and Yes.

So your saying it ain't happening RD?

I think some newshound has seen the after training take away list..." Dandelion & burdock with tikka masala" & put 2+2 together.

No I answered correctly.

Currently it's not happening because he isn't here....
otherwise I'd have said yes and no.

But you said "he's a Wire" earlier on in the tread. Please make up your mind.

I haven't changed my mind. That's why the second part of the question also had a yes.

Perhaps he found a fax machine.

Club have just posted a pic of big Ben with the comment "almost time for some big news". About time!