How very dare you

Best. Programme. Ever

What, better than Only Fools?

League of gentleman, top writing.

"I'm looking for a boy"

"arr poofter hey" ?

quality

i myself, are not fond of the darkness...
i sleep with the light on now.....

Miles better.

"I-can-I-can't?"

"You lied to me Edward. There is a Swansea. And other places"

David: I'd like to buy it all. Everything in the shop. How much would that be?
Tubbs: Well, that's, er, seven and twelfty pounds.

I could go on and on, League of Gentlemen rules!

Coming up with a Username?

Its a ' Big Ask'

Mine too, self explanatory, I did enjoy having primrose and blue ribbon outside my house though recently.

Its a nice place to live with a mixture of Saints and Wigan fans with the odd wire fan (like myself) knocking about.

used to be Betty Ford Clinic because my drinking is out of control and i required rehab, now i drink less so changed to my stage name DJ Birchy I kept the Ford Clinic as i like it

Wanted something different so chose a superhero from the greatest cartoon of all time, Ren & Stimpy.

My christian name + my birthday.

So did you use Tardis or Car to come back 802 years?