There are certainly a few strange odours to assault the nostrils F Mr C . Good old south stand !

Lol. "Phantom farter"
I nominate this for post of the week.
Laughing out loudly.

sadly in the south east corner she has been replaced almost like for like (minus the blue hair) with an equally annoying female....

there was a point during the Leeds game when all three of us looked at each other and mumbled "love me"

One thing it might be worth checking out is whether you can just pay cash at a designated turnstile or whether you have to first buy a ticket (on the night) from the ticket office.

This might also be worth checking too in terms of getting your lad a student discount ticket too (£16 rather than £22) on production of student ID/NUS card etc.

Again not sure if you can just do this at the turnstile or whether you need to buy a concession ticket at the ticket office.

If it's not all ticket, the cash turnstiles for the South stand is towards the West (far) end. A bit of Corporate for UR this week, so there will be a space on the SW 40 and if the 'Phantom' appears to be missing also 2+2=5 NOT GUILTY

Did you enjoy the match Mr Sheen. We would be interested on your thoughts on the stadium, atmosphere, entertainment etc

Hope you enjoyed it, I certainly did tonight. Good performance all round.

He's obviously overwhelmed!!

I think he was overcome...with the Phantom Farter.

I must stand near you and U.R!! That farter ruins my night every time im there!! I ecen make a note of shouting my feelings too. Seems like the farter cannot take sutble hints. Haha.

Maybe it's not a single offender. What if its an organised movement created in spite by a former employer to ruin match day experiences? perhaps its one who is upset that we don't like the new badge?

Does the club need to put bio hazard signs up ?

Stick that big fan at Gemini in reverse and send it over to St Helens to give them something back after all evil stench we endure from that disgusting farm over in Bold that uses human effluent as firtilser.

"Firtiliser" are you from Somerset?

Ooh arrr.
Either that or I'd be a pirate.
However digging holes and looking for artifacts while drinking scrumpy warms me barnacles.