Actually a lot of research has been carried out, which says cocaine can be performance enhancing due to the effects including the short term energy and confidence, so he would have had an edge. They agree long term performance would suffer due to the continued use though.

Gareth Hock brought a new meaning to Ray French's "He's going for the line!"

"Marcus Bi-Sexual, Marcus Bi-Sexual!!"

Aimed at Marcus Bai of leeds, used to always make me laugh although I would of never said it to his face!

Not so much a chant, but at Leeds away when everybody was chanting "Bailey is a..." repeatedly, a man behind me just shouted "Your dad's a legend though!" Made me laugh

Wigan away 2009 --- singing "cheer up Martin Gleeson......." after we had knocked Wigan out of the cup and were heading for Wembley.

Two of my favourites -

There's only one Michael Sullivan, there's only one Michael Sullivan.
He used to be e, but now he's alright, walking in a Sullivan wonderland.

Away v Hudds, Neil Kelly had just been sacked by Widnes and was on the Sky commentary team. As he's climbing the ladders to the gantry (right above the Warrington fans) some tight get starts up 'on the dole, on the dole, on the dole...'. Stevo was shaking with laughter climbing up after him.

Seem to remember having a great laugh at that match. Just before KO, Kelly was walking to the gantry getting loads of "if you all hate Widnes clap your hands" and he gave a little clap, then tripped on one of the steps. Then it was "he fell over, he fell over". Took it in good heart though. When he came out for the second half, we were all woooooooh, hey when he got past the step.

The stewards were very keen on making us sit down and as they made their way along the rows to an offneder, every one else sang, "stand up if you love wire" and there were 1000 of us stood, so they gave up. Even their mates were laughing.

I also remember a butch looking female stward getting plenty of indirect stick

what's this michael monaghan song people have mentioned

im dying to know!

Same as the Sully one, isn't it? But change it too "Micky Monas".

which is????

Only one Micky Monas,
Used to be poop but now he's alright,
Walking in a monas wonderland

?

oh right

There is another Monas one which is very rude and I would get shot for posting it on here so will refrain.

Some of the chucklers have been mentioned including Lesley is a girls name (Viakola) Pineapple on his head (Pryce) and Semi needs viagra.

I was madeup that the cheer up martin gleeson one got going at Wigan.

I like the new one for Solomona and also the one mentioned earlier to the tune of tom hark

Unlike St Terry Newton? You take drugs you should be binned out of the game permanently, "performance enhancing" or otherwise. And yes that includes Andrew Johns and any (and I mean any) Wire player past present or future who ends up failing a drugs test.

Rather ironic that you have Des Drummond in your avatar then.