Could be the right time for quick phone call to Marwan, to ask if he fancies investing some of his hard earned cash in a Richie Myler or a Roy Asotasi??

Well that's 17 from yesterday gone then. So what's best? The foot in mouth tactics of the Doctor, or Simon Moran sitting in the background, steering clear of an publicity, adverse or otherwise.

Absolutely shocking leadership traits. This continued "throwing players under the bus" regime will end in tears.

The man has all the people skills of a suicide bomber. Irrespective of the size of his wallet, no player will want to come and work under that regime.

I dread to think what he does with any of his horses that fall at a fence or come in last, but I bet there's a glue factory and a Findus Crispy Pancake factory near Barton doing a roaring trade.

Lol..love your posts

I imagine the players car park to resemble this after the next big loss.....

Classic

[iThe number 6 you bought from castleford really isnt producing the goods sire... shall we execute him?.. or EVEN WORSE, sell him to Widnes?[/i

Brilliant Morleys Deck Chair!

He's cancelled the player of the year awards at Salford now. ....!!

To focus on the next two games and next season. ..!!

The thing that annoys me the most about this guy is how he controls everything. Harris left Wigan to become a head coach but in reality he's still an assistant.

He loves being the centre of attention. If Salford ever do get to a major final he'll lead the side out being carried in a sedan chair with a group of vestal virgins throwing rose petals in front of him as he moves forward.

Quite funny this thread as it was started by Duckie and he practically stalks Koukash on Twitter.

Your obsession with me is by and large more unnerving than mine is to the Doc!

Therefore, you acknowledge, and confirm, you stalk Koucash.