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[quote="boz the warrior":2j6vfnh9]lee briers is a nice person whoooo luck at lee forming a scrum the wire bum banger[/quote:2j6vfnh9]
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| Quote: Cullens Pants II "My posts would seem like nonsense to poorly educated dimwits like you
No, They are just nonsense...
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| A strange phenominom happened to my body
whenever i wee it smells of rice crispys, goes snap crackle pop and can hear tony the tiger saying 'there grreeaatt'
so i went to the doctor and said whenever i wee it smells of rice crispys, goes snap crackle pop and cn hear tony the tiger saying ' there grreeaatt'
the doctor said "thats a strange phenominom"
i said "it is"
he asks "does it hurt"
i replied "only when the little plastic toy comes out "
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| I know it's on here somewhere else but meh !
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America andthe run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gonebelly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of it's branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that the Karaoke Bank is up for sale andis likely to go for a song, while today shares in the Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While the Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, the Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at the Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
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My next challenge for The Steve Prescott Foundation, is to walk from Land End to John O Groats, 900 miles, in just 12 days.
If you would like to sponsor me, click [url:3hj7fcks]https://www.justgiving.com/AdeCunliffe[/url:3hj7fcks] or PM me.
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| Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America andthe run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gonebelly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of it's branches. Yesterday, it was announced that the Karaoke Bank is up for sale andis likely to go for a song, while today shares in the Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While the Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, the Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at the Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
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| Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America andthe run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gonebelly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of it's branches. Yesterday, it was announced that the Karaoke Bank is up for sale andis likely to go for a song, while today shares in the Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While the Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, the Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at the Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
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| I know a gag about Japanese banks, just can't quite remember how it goes...
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My next challenge for The Steve Prescott Foundation, is to walk from Land End to John O Groats, 900 miles, in just 12 days.
If you would like to sponsor me, click [url:3hj7fcks]https://www.justgiving.com/AdeCunliffe[/url:3hj7fcks] or PM me.
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| Quote: HJ Bird "I know a gag about Japanese banks, just can't quite remember how it goes...'"
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America andthe run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gonebelly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of it's branches. Yesterday, it was announced that the Karaoke Bank is up for sale andis likely to go for a song, while today shares in the Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived. While the Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, the Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at the Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
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| That'll be the one.
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[quote="Les Boyd Is God":2ei9yxz4]well said foz..spot on[/quote:2ei9yxz4][quote="the tache is back":2ei9yxz4]spot on.[/quote:2ei9yxz4] [quote="exactlywhatitsaysonthetin":2ei9yxz4]You're dead right, I'll get my coat. :lol:[/quote:2ei9yxz4][quote="Hoofer":2ei9yxz4] I'm a Wiganer and I know my team were once the greatest in RL; sadly that's not the case any more.
Some of us need to live in the now.[/quote:2ei9yxz4][quote="Alan Beswick on Wigan":2ei9yxz4] Come on, what's a few broken ligs if its gets us a cup[/quote:2ei9yxz4]:23106.gif |
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| Quote: HJ Bird "That'll be the one.'" You're a sharp one aren't ya?. Love.
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| Quote: Foz "You're a sharp one aren't ya?. Love.
I'll chalk down you missing the sarcasm in my post to a lack of sleep on your part, now let's never speak of this again. Jeeeeeeeeeesus
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| Come on people dont ruin the thread, especially you CP2
Anyway, on with the jokes, lol i liked that rice crispie one, im still laughing atr it now. Here goes..
What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?
Windshield vipers
A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender looks him over and says, "We don't serve your kind in here. Get out!" So the string goes into a second bar and the bartender looks him over and tells him, "We don't serve strings in here. You have to leave." Frustrated, the string walks outside twists himself into a huge tangle, unravels one end of himself and goes back to the first bar. The bartender eyes him suspiciously and says, "Hey, aren't you that piece of string that was just in here a few minutes ago?" The string responds, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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Black Backgrounds/Scooter.gif Looking forward to the future......
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| i asked my dentist what he would recommend for yellow teeth
a brown tie should do it..he said.
2 little boys talkin at school
over there behind that radiator theres a condom
what the bleedin hells a radiator says the other..
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[quote="Les Boyd Is God":2ei9yxz4]well said foz..spot on[/quote:2ei9yxz4][quote="the tache is back":2ei9yxz4]spot on.[/quote:2ei9yxz4] [quote="exactlywhatitsaysonthetin":2ei9yxz4]You're dead right, I'll get my coat. :lol:[/quote:2ei9yxz4][quote="Hoofer":2ei9yxz4] I'm a Wiganer and I know my team were once the greatest in RL; sadly that's not the case any more.
Some of us need to live in the now.[/quote:2ei9yxz4][quote="Alan Beswick on Wigan":2ei9yxz4] Come on, what's a few broken ligs if its gets us a cup[/quote:2ei9yxz4]:23106.gif |
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| Quote: HJ Bird "I'll chalk down you missing the sarcasm in my post to a lack of sleep on your part, now let's never speak of this again. Jeeeeeeeeeesus
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| Quote: Foz "And whats your excuse for missing the faux patronising bit?
Patronising? You sure you're using that term correctly, deary?
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[quote="Les Boyd Is God":2ei9yxz4]well said foz..spot on[/quote:2ei9yxz4][quote="the tache is back":2ei9yxz4]spot on.[/quote:2ei9yxz4] [quote="exactlywhatitsaysonthetin":2ei9yxz4]You're dead right, I'll get my coat. :lol:[/quote:2ei9yxz4][quote="Hoofer":2ei9yxz4] I'm a Wiganer and I know my team were once the greatest in RL; sadly that's not the case any more.
Some of us need to live in the now.[/quote:2ei9yxz4][quote="Alan Beswick on Wigan":2ei9yxz4] Come on, what's a few broken ligs if its gets us a cup[/quote:2ei9yxz4]:23106.gif |
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| Yes love.
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