Blonde in stupidity thread shocker.........put that in you sig.

look

Sickipedia?

I have reached the wall of fame

Only the priveliged get there lol

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little on your knee."

A Yorkshireman's dog dies, and to commemorate it, he goes to a trophy maker and asks him to build him a gold statue of the dog.

The trophy maker says:
"Do you want it to be eighteen carat?"

The Yorkshireman, exasperated, replies:
"Naw, I want it chewin' t' bone, tha' daft bugger!"

lol got it the second time when i read it in a yorkshire accent out loud

Did you hear about the scientist who opened a herb shop.

He invented a thyme machine.

ooohhh.....

Japanese scientists have now created a digital camera with such a fast speed that it's now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her gob shut.

thats cheeky lol

A Blonde goes into a pub with a load of dog muck on her hand,

she says to her mate."look what i nearly stood in"

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"