That particular ship the SS Incredibly Disappointed, has already sailed back to whence it came and it's not on a return voyage.

I'd rather give Tyrone from Corrie a game before the antipodean

I was thinking we should do a “what if he had turned out to be as good as we were led to believe he was” team...TR wouldn’t even make that team!

More chance of Lee Briers playing for us next year than Roberts returning.

The year he was here was actually a beautiful summer (and Covid free of course), and he still made it sound like he was marooned at Ice Station Zebra.

Imagine if he'd been here this year? Goodness me. He'd have been demanding Amnesty International come and airlift him out, the podgy faced sod.

Widdop to Oz
Sezer to Wire
Roberts to Huddersfield




We can all dream...

At least Patton wants to be here even if often falls very short.

Setting the bar rather low there Robwire

Rather have Audrey Roberts.

Very tenuous link CH, but this has reminded me of toilet stalls (stalls not stools!, oh well please yourselves) from years gone by, The ones you used to put 1d into, and the doors always had a small gap at the bottom of them. I was once sat down within one, and looked down at the bottom of the inside of the door, where someone had written, "beware the phantom limbo dancer".

Also

Here I sit broken-hearted
Paid my penny and only farted