- Women who have queued with an item knowing how much it cost, then, at the time of purchase, then get there purse out and begin counting their money

- Lorry Drivers taking 30 miles to ovetake another lorry

- People who fail to understand that you dont love thier pet

- People pushing in at bars

- Roid head's thinking they are the hardest men in the world

- People who use sunbeds to turn red and think it looks good

- People with yellow spots JUST EFFING POP THEM

- Fat people eating chocolate, chips and burgers with a diet coke

- Fat women who thing that they have attractive boobs when its just big balls of fat with a nipple

- People who start threads like this

thin people who think they should critisize what i eat, who eventually will have an aneurism and die despite eating healthily

-Any Co-Op local store, always only one on the till, with 4 stacking shelves.

-Old ladys in the Co Op, who decide to do their weekly shop whilst im on my dinner half hour, and i have wait in the queue for 20 minutes whilst they pay in pennies.

- "Wiggas"

-Men who go on Sunbeds...particularly the ones in school who were "softies" who have now roided it up and tatooed it up and think theyre the dogs bollox. Id still kick your a*ses

-People who try to tell you that what you are telling them is wrong, yet it is they who have asked for your advice because self admittedly "they dont have a clue"

-When you lend "a mate" money, no matter how small the sum, and they avoid your calls rather than just say "il give it you next week mate"

-People who are happy to mouth off about you, yet when confronted, deny all knowledge

But most of all...

- Going the loo and realising theres no bog roll. That REALLY grinds my gears

What a sorry excuse for not picking up your dog's dirt.Pathetic.

Scousers
" Eh! Eh! Alright! Alright! Calm down! Calm down!"

Nearly as pathetic as reading what I put and taking it seriously. If I do ever get a dog I'll make sure it craps on your driveway just to wind you up you saddo.

family guy

1/ women with tattoos
2/ people who do their shopping in petrol stations
3/ bigots
4/ people who sponge off the state
5/ sky news- wonderfully over-the-top and exaggerated
6/ civil servants, especially schoolteachers
7/ why people bother voting
8/ mobility scooters on the road
9/ warrington town centre- shathole
10/ bookies who copy and paste others handicaps.

Number 3 edited for accuracy (watched Goldmember again last night)

Not really understanding why school teachers? where you cained a lot?

Did you go to school? Where = were, cained = caned.

Because your the only one to take it that seriously to call me pathetic. As for making a joke about it to wind people up.... you've kind of answered your own question there.

You need to get a grip, or stop taking things too seriously. You choose which one. You'll make yourself ill worrying about such trivial matters otherwise.