best thread in years.

Where are the internet police anyway thought this would have been locked by now by women’s rights activists!

I went to the Pole Dancing World Championships last year, very high standards, much better than 2006. Lots of squats, rubs etc. I couldn't have picked a winner, all very good in their own right, it put the judges in a very sticky spot indeed. There was a very nice contestant from Estonia of all places late in the day, by that time I'd ran out of erections though & I realised it was time to leave.

That would probably happen to me. Especially if I had forgotten to bring my Kleenex or maybe my special sock.

Not one for a 'poshy', Mark?

I to attended this competition, you know me mark i love the exchanging of money and watching the women, err sorry sports!!!

Exactly, no man wants that. The stench of man yoghurt going stale in your farrahs, glueing together even the most fragile of pubes. For some reason, women seem to find the smell of stale spunk off putting, odd.

Miss Hungary asked me if I'd been cleaning the bathroom before I'd come out.

thris thread is on a par with the one about Kerry katona's boobs a few years back

If it wasn't so vulgar, I'd stick it in the sig