They're all right. I like the away one but dislike that it's not red and green.

You do know what a bra is? As in it is meant for breasts, While i know a fair few women whose breasts have travelled south with time, i don’t know any with breasts around their neck (see the pic of Lindop!)

The club's 'X' account says you can get yours now, and they're available on the online shop, am I to believe if you went the shop this week you'd come away with one? Thought they'd be taking pre-orders for the time being!

Could be wrong but think they are on sale earlier than normal. Money in the till now is better for the club.

Has he got eyes of blue?(one for the elderly amongst us)

They normally have them in the shop to buy after the fireworks show.

If I walked about with underpants on my head, it would still look like underpants on my head.

out of interest, what previous kit have you liked?

I think these look pretty smart so just curious.

One thing I really like especially about the home shirt is the sponsors are less ubiquitous. It looks neat and less cluttered. Some recent ones (not just ours) have been covered in different sponsors.

Funny you should say that, I presume you usually have a straw in each nostril as well.

Been a few down the years I have liked, hard to nail an absolute favourite but this current selection does nothing for me. I can see some like them it’s all a matter of opinion and my opinion is what I have already said.

That's a teh-wibble image to shift from my mind.

Have you tried ringing them?

OK, I asked for this!

....Big Jim Holton's after you!