And some people wonder why Clark wants to go to sintellins next year

Good thing we have some calm and steady heads like Kasiano and Mata'utia to steer the ship.

Kasiano needs sending to the reserves

..... I just have no words

"Crapness smiles at us all. The best a man can do is smile back"

If you turn the TV volume down and play the Benny Hill theme tune from your phone, the game becomes quite good fun.

It's not even the slow start anymore.. it's the inability to generate any form of a chance in 60 mins of rugby, at home.

Something is very very off

Have we got 3 tries in 20 minutes in us ...?

He’s lost the dressing and the whole gamplan is based on Williams working some magic. Without him the whole team looks clueless. Dudsons defence is “interesting”

Yes if you spread it out over 3 months

Typo corrected. You're welcome.

Lucky there, forward a mile.

FFS scoring a try probably saves his job

Good skills from Ratch there.

Comedy gold. The sooner the game goes bust over here the better. Put us all out of our misery.