Going to a Supermarket, and using a self checkout, when you've bought Hall's Mentholyptus sweets, and that voice says "approval needed"...FOR WHAT...THEY'RE @@@@ING SWEETS. I'VE NOT TRIED TO BUY NAPALM, AND 3 LITRES OF SUPERSTRENGTH CIDER

I totally agree with the people not indicating at roundabouts, some more of mine:

Old people who drive mobility scooters on the road. Was stuck in traffic coming off Birchwood Way last week because there was a man "walking" his dog on the side of the road in his scooter!

Any reality TV show.

The new ivy things up on and around Birchwood Way, very stupid!

The man who shouted abuse at me yesterday for beeping at a school kid for running in front of my car yesterday...

JAMES CORDEN !!!!! without a doubt the most infuriating, slapable cretin thats ever appeared on the TV !!!!!!!!!!!

What a t0$$er that waste of oxygen is!

Gavin and Stacey is possibly the most UNFUNNY 'comedy' I've ever seen. It makes On the Buses seem like a classic.

people who buy things because they are fashionable.

people who buy cars simply because they think it makes them look good, range rovers, 4x4 in general. etc

people who do or don't buy cars based on there badge!! i know people who swear they buy BMW's because they are reliable and hold their value better. no they DON'T

Middle/outside lane cruisers when they're not overtaking anyone!!! Absolute ballbags!

ABBA cars !!! they are in my phone as 'ABBA 2 rings' for a very good reason, you always have to ring back to find out why your taxi hasnt arrived yet "its on its way" they say "you said that a half hour ago" you say back in disgust lol
Then when they do finally arrive more often than not the driver wont know where hes going and you'll have to give him directions

People who think their car is more than just something to get them from A to B.

People who moan about things related to their car/driving in general.

Speeding drivers who complain about speed cameras and other methods of getting caught as if it's them and not the 3,000 people a year who die on British roads who are the victims.

People who think Facebook is mankinds greatest ever invention when really its for geeks with no life and no real friends

High visibilty vests..

What is the point? You can still see people if they're wearing them or not. And why do these councillors have to wear them for Guardian photos?

They serve no purpose whatsoever, if something falls from above, it's still going to f****** hurt wether your wearing a high-vis vest or not.

Anyone mentioned Katona, McCall, Norton,Ross or Cole yet?

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The woman from the company next to mine who smokes over the mobile sandwich van than comes around (ill turn the fire extinguisher on the dirty, inconsiderate cow one of these days lol)

Agree with that ....& mobile phones.

grown men and women who use the word "simples" in everyday conversation

People on TV who can't speak without waving their arms all over the place.

TV presenters with speech defects.