That's because you want to hear it to prove you've been swamped by Poles.

Eric Pickles. He IS The Big Society.

No, surely you can only speak for yourself there mate, don't overstretch yourself.

I’m just challenging the ‘I don’t care who I upset because I’m a controversial hard comedian’ to do something controversial instead being predictably dull.

Lenny Bruce, in his day had balls– this scotch tw@ has none, and he’s not funny either.

I'm not sure what he is ripping.... But at 23 stone it deffo involves getting a sweat on.... I'm 14 stone and I get a sweat on getting up in the morning.

At 23 stone you would get a sweat on,just thinking about getting a sweat on.

I think it means he can beat you up easily.

What's all this about sweating anyway? Generally speaking, you are physically fitter if you sweat more as your body becomes more effective at cooling the fitter you get.

Sweating when not doing anything is unhealthy though. It usually means your a fat mother trucker and need to lose weight.

Sounds like there might one or two people who are looking forward to meeting you

People always find someone or something to mock, in the rugby world it seems to be Cas fans. What makes me laugh is when one dump swamp donkey infested poo hole have ago at their neighbouring town/city which looks identical eg Burnley/Blackburn

Even though it might sound heartless i'm with the AP on this one.I've no sympathy with anyone who is obese just like i've no sympathy with alcoholics or druggies.At the end of the day it's self inflicted and as for the mickey taking,well that's just life that will never stop cruel as it is.I had quite a bad stammer in my school days(still present but not as bbbbaaaadddd )and i got the p$ss taken out of me on a regular basis but i've learnt as i've got older to control my temper and just shrug my shoulders.I even joke about it myself.I used to work with 3 fellow stammerers and you should have heard the conversations we had!What would be for normal speaking people a 5 mins natter would be half an hour for us lot

I still Laugh when Billy Connolly does the "Broken Ar$e Walk"....
or the "bloke that works on the car park with the big shoe walk"

funny.....in fact the only funny thing on his latest DVD ...an absolute shame how the mighty have fallen....

No joking matter when you're diabetes has caused you to go blind and have you're feet amputated. That's why the eye tests and feet checks are free, so it costs you nothing to stay healthy.

Frankie Boyle,absolute stand up hero

If you dont like his material,dont listen/read it...simple as that.