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[b:5cuduenm]WARRINGTON'S VERY OWN ACTOR[/b:5cuduenm]
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K heres some more folks
The definition of a loser? a man with a hard on who walks into a wall and busts his nose 
A group of chess enthusiasts are at a tournament, and are gathered in the hotel reception area telling each other about their best games, when the hotel manager comes and throws them all out.
Why? "I don't like chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Looking forward to the future......
not livin in the past...:Black Backgrounds/Scooter.gif |
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two slags talking one says ;
have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?
no says the other but ive been swung round by mi tits............
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[b:5cuduenm]WARRINGTON'S VERY OWN ACTOR[/b:5cuduenm]
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| 2 chicken pies in a beer garden... 1 says to the other are u up for a chicken pie???? the other 1 says chicken pie
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| Quote: Dean Richmond "2 chicken pies in a beer garden... 1 says to the other are u up for a chicken pie???? the other 1 says chicken pie
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WTF ????
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Little Jonny's proudest possession was his signed Christiano Ronaldo Man U shirt. One day he rushed home from school & was going to wear it but he couldn't find it anywhere. "Mum, mum where's my Ronaldo shirt?!" he shouted. "On the washing line I gave it a wash & put it out to dry" she replied.
Little Jonny ran out to the back garden & found his prized possession lay in a puddle of muddy water & was filthy. "Mum, mum it's ruined! My shirt's ruined!" he wailed & whined (typical Manc). Mum came running out to see what the noise was about. "Bloody hell!" she shouted "some thieving git's robbed my clothes pegs!"
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During a recent survey 75% of scousers admitted to having had sex in the shower!!................the other 25% haven't been in jail yet!
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Why is it we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?
Why has monosylabic got lots of sylables?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why is there an s in lisp?
Why do bullets bounce off Superman's chest, but he ducks if you throw the gun at him?
Why is there a light in a fridge but not a freezer?
What is an occasional table the rest of the time?
Pugwash.
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saint mully wrote: It was disappointing to see the numbers leaving after the Lee Smith try when I was coming back in from the toilets, I could hardly get back in
scully = god wrote: We have the worst fans in the league. FACT. What we need is the passion Wigan fans have.:3064.gif |
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| Quote: norvern_soul "Two Irish blokes walk into a pub eating sandwhiches.
Barman says "sorry, lads, you can't eat your own food in here"
So they swap butties'"
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| Quote: Dean Richmond "2 chicken pies in a beer garden... 1 says to the other are u up for a chicken pie???? the other 1 says chicken pie
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one more like that and you're barred!
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" BRA SIZES"
Have you ever wondered why ,A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?..
(A) Almost boobs
(B) Barely boobs
(C) Cant complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake
(G) Get a reduction
(H) Help me, I,ve fallen over and i cant get up!
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| Quote: Pugwash "Why is it we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?
Why has monosylabic got lots of sylables?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why is there an s in lisp?
Why do bullets bounce off Superman's chest, but he ducks if you throw the gun at him?
Why is there a light in a fridge but not a freezer?
What is an occasional table the rest of the time?
Pugwash.'"
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| Quote: Wire On The Telly "Not really bad jokes, just observations.'"
Load of crap and should be deleted  |
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[quote="JWP":2j6vfnh9]Smith> Jesus[/quote:2j6vfnh9]
[quote="boz the warrior":2j6vfnh9]lee briers is a nice person whoooo luck at lee forming a scrum the wire bum banger[/quote:2j6vfnh9]
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| Quote: Cullens Pants II "Load of crap and should be deleted ![]()
Like All of your posts...
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| Quote: oli30045 "Like All of your posts...'"
My posts would seem like nonsense to poorly educated dimwits like you  |
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