How about 'flog a pie'...... at half time a wiganer gets chained from both wrists to the posts infront of the west stand.. he then gets whipped by a flaming cat o nine tails by the winner of the lucky prize draw.

What about our periodic tenor Lawrence Robinson doing classical versions of Oh Warry Warry , Warrington is Wonderful , The Mighty Wigan Rugby... ,& maybe even the darts song. Steven Broomhead & other directors could breakdance to the musak.

or maybe we could have some sort of pre match celebrity chef on the pitch.... Get Mr Moran to pull a few strings

Jamie Oliver cooks some of warrington favourite dishes.

' large donner meat and chips washed down with a 3 litre bottle of white lightning...bit of a fight, 3 months in risley'

or maybe one of the ladies... 'Large big mac meal with a DIET coke' followed by a spot of teenage pregnancy and a house on poplars ave.

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you missed out stage three after Poplars Avenue, a morning slot to do a DNA test on Jeremy Kyle.

Bring back the twins. That is all

I can't believe anyone actually gives a .

We'd struggle to find enough nice looking women in Warrington who can also dance

I would like to see Mc Hammer

Stop Hammer time.

That the Scottish version of MC Hammer?

It would never work. Who would come forward after winning? Might as well give them a T-shirt with “mug me” on it.