Hull KR

There's no need for the Warrington coach drivers to be ringing Gavin (30) Technician for Autoglass, next time they visit

Wigan

Us fans were really quite humble in the 80's and 90's

Salford (when at the Willows)

'salright, mate. Ya car'll be fine 'ere

London

We're gonna win the league

Widnes/Wire

That Andy Gregory chap is a fine, upstanding (chortle) member of the community

Salford

Getting to, and parking at our ground is P*** easy.

Saints

Lets settle down once and for all sis.
We can site it on Winkups!

Wire

Lets talk about the game rather than distract ourselves from our teams shortcomings.

It doesn't matter that we've won the European Cup 5 times, it's all about the present

LFC

That pass by the opposition was backwards

Leeds/Saints

Edited for accuracy.

Hull KR (when playing away)

We only brought 2 coaches and a handful in their cars, to your ground

Saints.

Backward..Backward.
We welcome your 20/20 vision gentlemen.

Wigan.

That Bevan chap was a great winger. He scored a great many more trys than Billy Boston did.

Wire

Its lovely and all air conditioned in this Langtree Park.
Not at all drafty and the rain it blows is quite refreshing and doesn't at all soak you right through.