I'd like to see a midget motorcycle display team and the dog from Britain's Got Talent, Joel Monaghan has to chase it, if he catches it a random Away supporter has to be executed on the half way line by one of the display team jumping off the top of a 40mph V formation doing an elbow drop to the temple.
If Monas doesn't catch it, 52 Wire fans jump on the pitch and have to try to catch it before the game kicks off again whilst dodging mini motor bikes. The one that catches the dog gets to dance with it at full time and gets a free hotdog and pint for the start of the 2nd half.

You wouldnt get your pint for the start of the 2nd half because of the queue at the bar

The point of cheer leading is to get the fans in the mood to cheer on their team. Girls dancing to rap music is about as far away from that concept as its possible to get.
Get the club the organise a couple of trumpeters, and drummers and singers to stand with the crowd to belt our some singalong tunes. That's Cheer Leading in its purest form.

How about 'flog a pie'...... at half time a wiganer gets chained from both wrists to the posts infront of the west stand.. he then gets whipped by a flaming cat o nine tails by the winner of the lucky prize draw.

What about our periodic tenor Lawrence Robinson doing classical versions of Oh Warry Warry , Warrington is Wonderful , The Mighty Wigan Rugby... ,& maybe even the darts song. Steven Broomhead & other directors could breakdance to the musak.

or maybe we could have some sort of pre match celebrity chef on the pitch.... Get Mr Moran to pull a few strings

Jamie Oliver cooks some of warrington favourite dishes.

' large donner meat and chips washed down with a 3 litre bottle of white lightning...bit of a fight, 3 months in risley'

or maybe one of the ladies... 'Large big mac meal with a DIET coke' followed by a spot of teenage pregnancy and a house on poplars ave.

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you missed out stage three after Poplars Avenue, a morning slot to do a DNA test on Jeremy Kyle.

Bring back the twins. That is all

I can't believe anyone actually gives a .

We'd struggle to find enough nice looking women in Warrington who can also dance

I would like to see Mc Hammer

Stop Hammer time.

That the Scottish version of MC Hammer?