"He's got a piiiiiiiiineapple, on his head..."

At Wayne Pryce V Cas.

"you met your wife in the showboat" to Darren rogers of Cas in the old pond life days. he had a little giggle with us to that one

Sung by Wigan fans at Crusaders this year, and to the tune of "hi-ho it's off to work we go"...............

Karl Pryce,Karl Pryce,Karl Pryce,Karl Pryce,Karl Pryce, he tucks his c*ck into his sock, Karl Pryce,Karl Pryce,Karl Pryce,Karl Pryce!!

This probably explains why he isn't that fast, and falls over too quickly!!!!

At at a Fulham RL game (think it may have been against wigan) in their very early days

One F in Fulham,
there's only one F in Fulham
One F in Fuuulllhhhaaammmm
There's only one F in Fulham.

=#0000FFStill waiting for us to sign a player with F in his name that would scan!'"

knowsley road is falling down, falling down, falling down, knowsley road is falling down, poor old scousers

thats a good one



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and the old Wigan version 'central park is falling down........build it up with pie and peas'

One of the 'more mature' can finish this off.

6' 2", eyes are blue................

Jingle bells always make me laugh.

2005 season iirc. The ball was being passed round the crowd with the steward in Benny Hill style pursuit. More fun than the game where Malcolm Alker took us apart round the ruck...

big john bevan's after you.....nah nah nah nah

"Dessie t****** Iro", always made me laugh as a younger fan. Along with "Dessie's watching Martin" to Offiah...

:20w0iijo

"One F in Fa'afili" doesn't scan, plus there is another slightly more obvious problem with it