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I went on a blind date earlier, but I didn't see much in her.

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WIRE TILL I DIE:



My most favourite joke ever

what's got two lags and bleeds


Half a dog :d

love it it makes me chuckle everytime

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what did the shy pebble say?

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People laughed when I told them I was going to be a comedian. Well their not laughing now!

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Police in warrington are on the lookout for a crosseyed burgalar....
If you see him looking in your house go and warn your neighbours!!


Someone has broken into the police station and stolen all the toilets....
The police say we ve absoultley nothing to go on!!!

Knocked on a door of a hotel in Blackpool,
The landlady stuck her head out of the window,
What do you want......She shouted
I wanna stay here,
She said well stay there.......
And shut the window.....

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Teacher asks class of 9 year olds to write poems for homework and the following day asks who would like to read theirs out. Sam stands up and reads his. My names sam and when i grow up to be a man i want to visit china and japan maybe if i can. Super says teacher and asks sadie to read hers. Sadie says my names sadie and when i grow uo to be a lady i want to have a baby maybe if i can. Well done says teacher and asks dan to read his. Dan stands up proudly and says my names dan and when i grow up to be a man i am going to get sadie and give her that baby never mind maybe i bloody well am.

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Quote: Wires In Padgate "Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher who got sacked?

He couldn't control his pupils.

I'll get me coat.'"


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Pupils - Part of your eye!!!!

Bloody women... :p

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Did you hear why the school closed after it was ran by a Cyclops?

It only had one pupil.


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A blonde takes her broken down car for repair. The mechanic fixes it in two minutes.

"Just in the air filter" he says.

"How often do I have to do that?" the blonde replies.

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Never mix viagra with laxatives......it makes you crap in bed.

or viagra with sleeping pills........you'll have 40 w@nks.

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