can i remind our young forum members that a Condom (Nodder / Rubber Johnny) is not something to be laughed at but used to help avoid teenage pregnacy and also getting Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

Although if anyone can do the spaceman then that makes me laugh. Fukitolbradderack used to be able to do it

Good use of the word 'nodder'. I will add that to my previous use of the phrase 'bum chum'.

Thanks Mark, I do think, given the write timing, nodder is a key part of the modern mans vocabulary.

No-one needs to hear about you 'rubbing off' on Wolfette. Dirty boy...

can you also look up " rugby player" and post the results and we can see if it matches what we have at the moment

Post of the year so far.

consider it done, it'll be ribbed for your pleasure.

I'm bringing a colleague along to his first live match (yes Lefty, he is fairly posh). Nice lunch and a couple of pints followed by 80 minutes of Wire's first win of the season.

I often hear it as part of ticket touts' vocabulary.
One was on the phone to his 'associate' once and said, I quote, "Dolly for a nodder. You got any ching?"

Which was translated for me as (I think) "Ticket for a customer. Would you happen to have any change?"

No doubt someone else on this board is 'in the know' on ticket tout jargon and will prove me wrong.

Canny beat the beach balls and nodders.

Whilst Nodder is, indeed, a fine term, I've always been a fan of Rubber Johnny, Joey Bag or plain old-fashioned Sheath.

The term "blurker" has always raised a titter with me!

What about MATES....,
could cause a bit of confussion near the mersey one day,

standing there shouting help,help,
mi mates have fell into the river......