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Never get too cocky [quote="Beeston_Loiner":1v23w920]I'll go for Warrington are SH1T3! and Leeds are gonna make 'em look silly like we do to all the Pretenders in Finals..... 64th Minute when the Pressure starts to tell on the Useless TW@! Bring on the Final![/quote:1v23w920] Leeds 6 Wire 30:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_42312.jpg



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Didnt know steven gerrard was playing against sunderland, coz who was that balloon that scored the own goal?

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Quote: Dean Richmond "Didnt know steven gerrard was playing against sunderland, coz who was that balloon that scored the own goal?'"


Thats terrible

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I suddenly realised I was getting old last night when I was watching a porn movie and thinking ........wow that bed looks comfy!!

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I went to a fancy dress on Saturday as a Postman; nobody was expecting to see one of them!!!


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paddy finds out his wife his having an affair so he decides to kill himself and his wife...when she comes home from work he stands there with a gun to his head..his wife laughs and paddy says what you laughing at your next

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Never get too cocky [quote="Beeston_Loiner":1v23w920]I'll go for Warrington are SH1T3! and Leeds are gonna make 'em look silly like we do to all the Pretenders in Finals..... 64th Minute when the Pressure starts to tell on the Useless TW@! Bring on the Final![/quote:1v23w920] Leeds 6 Wire 30:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_42312.jpg



Man says to his wife
If i won the lottery what would you do?
She replies "id take half and leave you"
Man replies well ive won a tenner
heres a fiver now fek off

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what do you call a woman with two a#%eholes?


john and edwards mum!

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rafael benitez is praying to the good lord about his team being on the verge of being booted out of the champions league and not doing to great in the domestic league..when he hears the good lord say do not worry my child come forth and i will save you...come forth we`ll be lucky to finish 8th

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1) I was out on the park last night with the dog,
and i couldn't belive my eyes there it was, a Wigan RLFC season ticket nailed to a tree i quickly grabbed it and hurried home.

I mean you can never have to many nails.

2) Whats the difference between a Man U fan lying dead on the middle of the road and a dog lying dead in the middle of the road?
= Skid marks infront of the dog.

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Quote: Ray Chicken "1) I was out on the park last night with the dog,
and i couldn't belive my eyes there it was, a Wigan RLFC season ticket nailed to a tree i quickly grabbed it and hurried home.

I mean you can never have to many nails.

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Wasnt that the old newcastle joke?

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What do you get if you cross a firework and a dinosaur?

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Michael Jackon's film has been rated PG. I see he still isn't trusted alone with children.

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