Do you work in Sportsworld?

Go Cameron (or Clegg). Anyone but control freak mouth breather.

Sadly, no.

She's our new 'office assistant'. To be fair, she makes the 'paperclip fella' look helpful.

I'm a bit excited for this debate.

I'm undecided so I've just done this out of interest, top party came out at 56%, second came up at 55%. Thanks for clearing that up....

I see Cameron is going for the Eddie Izzard look to win a few Labour voters.

Clegg took them both to the cleaners.

Clegg just looked 100% honest
A real achievement for a politician

The constant name checking was so obvious. They taught me that at the Forte Posthouse Chester back in 1998.

'Learn someone's name and use it, Ian. Adds a real personal touch and is very useful in quasi-American political debates to make you look like a human being. Oh, and don't sleep with any of the chamberpots*, most have them have some sort of infection'.

Wise words.

*Chambermaids

And the anecdotes to prove that they had been talking to real people. David Cameron had even been speaking to a black man, and to think there are some people who think the Tories hadn't changed.

I was waiting for someone to counter with "Well I've been speaking to your Mum, she said you're the same attention seeking little you were forty years ago"

Con: 60%
LIb D: 58%
UKIP: 58%

Extra 5 questions swung it to con. as Liberal Democrats was ahead at end of 'normal questions'.

uk.news.yahoo.com/elections/fun-stuff 69% shared with labour! no suprise there then, come on wires71, nail your colours to the mast

uk.news.yahoo.com/elections/fun-stuff 69% shared with labour! no suprise there then, come on wires71, nail your colours to the mast

Did Cameron say he was a 40 year old black man who'd served in the armed forces for 36 years?

My results were:

Labour 86%
Conservatives 40%
UKIP 34%
Lib Dem 34%
Green 28%
BNP 11%

Pretty proud of that to be honest.

"Labour Party shares a 75% similarity with your beliefs."

There's a shock.