rubbish, S.A.M.

Everyone knows that Deacon is Peter Kay's (not yet seen) ventriloquist's dummy, Little Peter

On a similar note Rob Burrow is starring as the Mini Me in the next Austin Powers movie

Wellens is advertising a shampoo that doesn't work "look at my greasy hair before, and look at it now....oh pooh, it still looks greasy"

Paul Wood is a lumber jack

Higham looks like he runs a working mens club

Not so much a job but Myler looks like a cougar hunter, paying £17 at Showboat getting his moneys worth then bagging a 50 year old in the taxi queue

Brett Hodgson works in a zoo.