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[color=#0000FF:1a6njd9t]NOW THE WIRE![/color:1a6njd9t]
[quote="JWP":1a6njd9t]Sam looks to me to be the type who 'disconnects' halfway through a game of FIFA when getting a good hiding, and that's just not on, Sam.[/quote:1a6njd9t]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_48172.jpg |
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| Quote: sir adrian morley "one for the oldies...
whats the singer 50 cent and the singer david van day got in common???????
they`re both half a dollar'"
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[quote:3dfkgjhv][b:3dfkgjhv]scully = god wrote[/b:3dfkgjhv]:
We have the worst fans in the league. FACT.[/quote:3dfkgjhv]:33972.gif |
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i've just broke up with my cross eyed girlfriend. she was seeing someone else.
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[color=#0000FF:1a6njd9t]NOW THE WIRE![/color:1a6njd9t]
[quote="JWP":1a6njd9t]Sam looks to me to be the type who 'disconnects' halfway through a game of FIFA when getting a good hiding, and that's just not on, Sam.[/quote:1a6njd9t]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_48172.jpg |
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| Quote: i hate pies "i've just broke up with my cross eyed girlfriend. she was seeing someone else.'"
that was terrible, yet somehow i still had a little giggle lol! |
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Never get too cocky
[quote="Beeston_Loiner":1v23w920]I'll go for Warrington are SH1T3! and Leeds are gonna make 'em look silly like we do to all the Pretenders in Finals..... 64th Minute when the Pressure starts to tell on the Useless TW@!
Bring on the Final![/quote:1v23w920]
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I quit my job at the helium factory...
I refused to be spoken to in that tone
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[quote="Yed":3fxi2xg8]A player who scores a hatrick in a final against the current SL champions will always have a place in Wire history[/quote:3fxi2xg8]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_44838.jpg |
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| Quote: WersYourMylerGone "I quit my job at the helium factory...
I refused to be spoken to in that tone'"
Ahh, nothing like a bit of Stuart Francis.  |
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a married couple are driving along a country road when they see a skunk injured at the side of the road.the woman rushes out to pick the injured creature up when she notices the skunk shivering..its cold she shouts to her husband what shall i do with it..put it between your legs it will soon get warm down there he replies,what about the smell she replies,ah just hold its nose he says
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I went on a blind date earlier, but I didn't see much in her.
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My most favourite joke ever
what's got two lags and bleeds
Half a dog :d
love it it makes me chuckle everytime
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WIRE TILL I DIE: |
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| what did the shy pebble say?
I wish i was a little bolder  |
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To some greatness comes naturally
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People laughed when I told them I was going to be a comedian. Well their not laughing now!
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Looking forward to the future......
not livin in the past...:Black Backgrounds/Scooter.gif |
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Police in warrington are on the lookout for a crosseyed burgalar....
If you see him looking in your house go and warn your neighbours!!
Someone has broken into the police station and stolen all the toilets....
The police say we ve absoultley nothing to go on!!!
Knocked on a door of a hotel in Blackpool,
The landlady stuck her head out of the window,
What do you want......She shouted
I wanna stay here,
She said well stay there.......
And shut the window.....
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Teacher asks class of 9 year olds to write poems for homework and the following day asks who would like to read theirs out. Sam stands up and reads his. My names sam and when i grow up to be a man i want to visit china and japan maybe if i can. Super says teacher and asks sadie to read hers. Sadie says my names sadie and when i grow uo to be a lady i want to have a baby maybe if i can. Well done says teacher and asks dan to read his. Dan stands up proudly and says my names dan and when i grow up to be a man i am going to get sadie and give her that baby never mind maybe i bloody well am.
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| Quote: Wires In Padgate "Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher who got sacked?
He couldn't control his pupils.
I'll get me coat.'"
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Hes Fast, Hes Black, Hes from the Outback... APPOOOOO APPOOOOOO. Graham Appo - True Legend!
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Pupils - Part of your eye!!!!
Bloody women... :p
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| Did you hear why the school closed after it was ran by a Cyclops?
It only had one pupil.
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