Quote: HJ Bird "There's so many things wrong with that sentence..
My Steve Prescott one has pride of place in my kitchen but is of no actual functional use at all, it is permanently December at HJ Bird Towers!
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Plus she wants me yes ME to buy it, pah, women, never happy with the prime fillet steak they have at home.