I saw Paul Sculthorpe getting a BMW at Halliwell Jones on Winwick Road.

I've shagged Katherine Jenkins.

She was okay.....

It's an unusual birthmark she's got on her left inner thigh, isn't it, Wire Fanatic

Back on track.....I know Eddie Hemmings, and I was on Ken Bruce's PopMaster last week

Easy, my dad used to work for the Prime Minister at Chequers (can't say which one for security purposes) and was on first name terms with this person.

tex evans is my uncle despite being only a few years older than me,sid domic used to live on the same lane as me,i spoke to roger moore in the south of france many moons ago,theres 3 for of mine!

Did he want it shaken or stirred, Tache?

played with

Mark Forster
Andy Bennet
Bobby Goulding
Paul Atcheson

Against

Paul Atcheson
Bobby Goulding
Andy Bennet

And spent all summer trying to catch Martin Offiah at a widnes training camp (never got near him)

can't think of any more

oh yes, john hamer took my place on a 6 week australia tour when i had to pull out.

when i spoke to roger moore i was sat on the back of a van sweltering in the french sunlight having a rest from work,he sauntered past looking immaculate in a combo of flannel trousers and linen shirt,raised those famous brows and said
"it's a hard life isn't it"
he was neither shaken or stirred,just cool.

oh and i know tex, last saw him fitting out the new gourmet chippy in grappenhall.

stopped for a chat, as i used to play with his lad jamie at rylands

he;s a top bloke tex always makes you smile, great when he;s had a few and you've just won !

i work with Tony worral as well - anyone remember him?

forgot, don't know him but John Woods works at my place, couldn't believe it when i saw him....

i stared a bit

After the match on Sunday morning went to a greasy spoon near Covent Garden for breakfast and Ian Millward came in with his missus.Must have seen that we were Wire fans and walked out and sat outside.Buggered off before we had the chance to gloat!!

Coming back from Portugal and Steven Gerrard was on my flight.

Martin Offiah once tried to buy me a drink in Smiths. But I told him where to shove it. Devout Wire fan that I am