I have just bought a crate of Desperados from Costco. Awesome.

See, I'm picturing you sat by a hearth now, in maybe some sort of velvet smoking jacket...

..buggering a fag whilst being whipped by nanny and afterwards skinning and eating a live fox. Oh the upper classes and how they live.

at 'twickers'

just purchased a nice bottle of grants sherry cask reserve whisky,that will do for a christmas eve snifter whilst arranging the presents under the tree(which means watching my wife do it)

Buggering a fag.

TANCW is Michael Barrymore and I claim his 5 years bird.

Whisky and lemonade.

Tried to get that new alcoholic ginger beer but everywhere has sold out...

You can get the alcoholic ginger beer and the desperados from Ace of Hearts Garage, shell petrol station just outside Great Sankey, £5 for 4 bottles and at 5.9%, it's a tad strong for a lager.

There is a beer called Inns and Gunn that i have recently been introduced to, i can't get enough of it, give that a go with your Christmas dinner this year.

Aaahh, where to start......


I will hopefully, this year be putting the finest touches to the 'lets all get komode huggingly drunk', home brew. This consists, of Special Brew, a splash of White Lightning, a generous slug of Absynth, mixed with a fine dark stout, served in a warm glass.This year I shall be adding what I think is the missing ingredient -'Kiwi Parade Ground Shine - Black boot polish',(regrettably Supermarket Own Brand simply leaves a bad taste in the mouth), which of course has to be prepared carefully distilled, and filtered through a maidens hair, on an east facing hillside, with not a lecherous goat herder in sight. Its supposed to be triple filtered, but I never quite get around to this, as usually after a few tester snifters I have lost my sight, and my hands for some inexplicable reason have started to shake uncontrollably. In previous years I was even hallucinating, thinking that 'THIS' was our year, however after the glory of August, the arrival of Sir Tony, and a purchased season ticket, this time I ownt be hallucinating.

Nurse...nurse...

A nice glass of JD and coke with Ice

jd drambuie lemonade with a slice of lime hoid in it.

don't know why but i imagined you as a Southern Comfort man

Cough Medicine...