I drink my own urine. Always requires a two week consumption of nothing but water prior to it being sufficiently pure to drink.

the bottled lager they sell taste like warm pi55

I don't drink.

(alcohol that is)

god did you try the lager in the pre season match

Gin & Tonic

A true gentleman.

I met a girl on a training session once who said that she 'didn't like water'. She very rarely drank and said that her wee was 'orange, like lucozade' as she was in a constant state of dehydration.

Opposite version of that story - there's an NFL player who is very competitive and likes to keep his teammates on the edge. Apparently in pre-season training he drinks water, literally, all the time and goes up to his teammates saying 'I'm hydrating. Are you hydrating? I'm hydrating. I'm helping us win. I'm hydrating'.

Don't know who is weirder.

You should have had half instead if a pint if you can't handle it.

8/10

What can i say, i can't carry a two pinter, pie and Programme all at the same time. Especially when people are standing in the yellow areas.

It doesn't taste good, just to clarify

carrying drink in the ground is a problem when ignorant people are standing in YELLOW area, can they not read and are they DEAF.

colour blind?

What I'd like to see more of, is people buying cheap plonk, champers like. When we win, said folk, making their way to the front, and Formula 1 stylee just spraying the masses with this stuff, no matter who we played either, like, even it's Celtic at home, celebrate like Mansell would have.

I'd also like the players to do that thing that Milan used to do when they won the title, all hold hands and do that 'Klinsmann Dive' in front of the fans.

Let the away speccies think "Christ, it means something to them."